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A lot of great life lessons are rolled into this story but the moral obviously is: Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend.
A lot of great life lessons are rolled into this story but the moral obviously is: Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend.
added 2007 Thu May 24 20:32:38 by STONERS
At least 11 farmers have committed suicide in the past two days in a western Indian state after failing to repay bank loans because of crop failures, an activist group said Thursday.
At least 11 farmers have committed suicide in the past two days in a western Indian state after failing to repay bank loans because of crop failures, an activist group said Thursday.
added 2007 Fri May 11 13:26:54 by gatitabonitasen
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President George W. Bush said on Thursday he will miss British Prime Minister Tony Blair and is ready to work with his presumed successor, Gordon Brown, confident that he "understands the consequences of failure" in Iraq. Bush hailed Blair, his staunchest ally in the Iraq war, as a "political figure who is c
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President George W. Bush said on Thursday he will miss British Prime Minister Tony Blair and is ready to work with his presumed successor, Gordon Brown, confident that he "understands the consequences of failure" in Iraq. Bush hailed Blair, his staunchest ally in the Iraq war, as a "political figure who is c
added 2007 Sun May 6 11:41:43 by ind06
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: QT2D-7, an eleven-year-old electric assembly operations robot in Canton, Ohio was laid off today when the Lawn Boy plant employing it relocated its manufacturing headquarters to New Delhi, India.
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: QT2D-7, an eleven-year-old electric assembly operations robot in Canton, Ohio was laid off today when the Lawn Boy plant employing it relocated its manufacturing headquarters to New Delhi, India.
added 2007 Thu Apr 19 21:11:10 by STONERS
The mother of a kindergartner was charged with assault Thursday and banned from school after officials said she walked into the child's classroom, pointed a toy cap gun at students and pulled the trigger several times.
The mother of a kindergartner was charged with assault Thursday and banned from school after officials said she walked into the child's classroom, pointed a toy cap gun at students and pulled the trigger several times.
added 2007 Thu Apr 19 19:45:28 by STONERS
Defense Secretary Robert Gates slipped into Iraq Thursday to warn Iraqi leaders that the U.S. commitment to a military buildup there is not open-ended.
Defense Secretary Robert Gates slipped into Iraq Thursday to warn Iraqi leaders that the U.S. commitment to a military buildup there is not open-ended.
added 2007 Thu Apr 19 18:43:51 by STONERS
The average price of gasoline in the United States might touch a record this summer because of refinery disruptions and the high cost of crude oil.
The average price of gasoline in the United States might touch a record this summer because of refinery disruptions and the high cost of crude oil.
added 2007 Wed Apr 18 18:49:01 by STONERS
A preacher's wife accused of murdering her husband said Wednesday that he punched and kicked her, forced her to have sex and refused to grant her a divorce.
A preacher's wife accused of murdering her husband said Wednesday that he punched and kicked her, forced her to have sex and refused to grant her a divorce.
added 2007 Mon Mar 26 8:46:05 by gatitabonitasen
A US military commander has questioned the bravery of his English counterparts, saying American sailors would have fought off the Iranians who captured 15 British naval personnel. Speaking to The Independent daily, Lieutenant-Commander Erik Horner, second-in-command on the USS Underwood in the Gulf, said the British personnel had "every rig
A US military commander has questioned the bravery of his English counterparts, saying American sailors would have fought off the Iranians who captured 15 British naval personnel. Speaking to The Independent daily, Lieutenant-Commander Erik Horner, second-in-command on the USS Underwood in the Gulf, said the British personnel had "every rig
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added 2007 Mon Mar 26 8:37:12 by gatitabonitasen
Iran says tough new UN sanctions will not 'coerce' the country into suspending its nuclear uranium enrichment programme The U.N. Security Council imposed new arms and financial sanctions against Iran in response to the country's continued refusal to halt its uranium enrichment activities, which have sparked international fears that Tehran is act
Iran says tough new UN sanctions will not 'coerce' the country into suspending its nuclear uranium enrichment programme The U.N. Security Council imposed new arms and financial sanctions against Iran in response to the country's continued refusal to halt its uranium enrichment activities, which have sparked international fears that Tehran is act
added 2007 Sat Mar 24 1:05:45 by catstevens
As a scientist, I find the current strategy of the global warming crusade to be fascinating. Particularly because I am a scientist, I also find it insulting. Everyone should find it very disturbing.
As a scientist, I find the current strategy of the global warming crusade to be fascinating. Particularly because I am a scientist, I also find it insulting. Everyone should find it very disturbing.
added 2007 Thu Mar 22 17:16:19 by STONERS
Gas prices in Maryland have hit their highest levels in six months, a surge that AAA Mid-Atlantic said could significantly alter the driving habits of Free State motorists in the coming months.
Gas prices in Maryland have hit their highest levels in six months, a surge that AAA Mid-Atlantic said could significantly alter the driving habits of Free State motorists in the coming months.
added 2007 Tue Mar 20 17:22:49 by gatitabonitasen
HIS hands were bleeding and his eyes filled with tears as, four years ago, he slammed a sledgehammer into the tiled plinth that held a seven-metre bronze statue of Saddam Hussein. Then Kadhim al-Jubouri spoke of his joy at being the leader of the crowd that toppled the statue in Baghdad's Firdous Square. Now, he is filled with nothing but regret
HIS hands were bleeding and his eyes filled with tears as, four years ago, he slammed a sledgehammer into the tiled plinth that held a seven-metre bronze statue of Saddam Hussein. Then Kadhim al-Jubouri spoke of his joy at being the leader of the crowd that toppled the statue in Baghdad's Firdous Square. Now, he is filled with nothing but regret
added 2007 Mon Mar 19 11:04:38 by RizlaRoll
Tycoon Boris Berezovsky has pointed the finger of blame for the murder of his friend Alexander Litvinenko at Russian President Vladimir Putin.
Tycoon Boris Berezovsky has pointed the finger of blame for the murder of his friend Alexander Litvinenko at Russian President Vladimir Putin.
added 2007 Thu Mar 15 5:43:24 by STONERS
Hugo Chavez has called President Bush a devil, a donkey and a drunkard. But on Wednesday the Venezuelan leader said his comments were "nothing personal."
Hugo Chavez has called President Bush a devil, a donkey and a drunkard. But on Wednesday the Venezuelan leader said his comments were "nothing personal."
added 2007 Wed Feb 28 20:17:52 by STONERS
President Viktor Yushchenko on Wednesday accused the Cabinet of Ukraine's prime minister, his bitter rival, of seeking revenge for the victory of the Orange Revolution almost two and a half years ago, and said some of its decisions seem aimed at satisfying Moscow.
President Viktor Yushchenko on Wednesday accused the Cabinet of Ukraine's prime minister, his bitter rival, of seeking revenge for the victory of the Orange Revolution almost two and a half years ago, and said some of its decisions seem aimed at satisfying Moscow.
added 2007 Mon Feb 26 21:08:39 by STONERS
The most prominent Sunni in Iraq's fragmented government said Monday that the United States is going to have to come up with a "Plan B" if the current crackdown fails to stem the violence in the capital.
The most prominent Sunni in Iraq's fragmented government said Monday that the United States is going to have to come up with a "Plan B" if the current crackdown fails to stem the violence in the capital.
added 2007 Thu Feb 22 9:30:01 by ind06
A media watchdog group today blasted the major news networks for failing to provide enough coverage of Anna Nicole Smith's death in the 72 hours following the blond bombshell's passing.
A media watchdog group today blasted the major news networks for failing to provide enough coverage of Anna Nicole Smith's death in the 72 hours following the blond bombshell's passing.
added 2007 Tue Feb 20 1:03:41 by gatitabonitasen
TEHRAN, Iran - Bullet cartridges bearing a U.S. insignia and English lettering were among the weaponry seized last week from Sunni militants suspected of killing 11 members of Shiite-dominated Iran's elite Revolutionary Guards, Iranian officials said Sunday. A photograph of the cartridge box, along with an array of other ammunition, was publishe
TEHRAN, Iran - Bullet cartridges bearing a U.S. insignia and English lettering were among the weaponry seized last week from Sunni militants suspected of killing 11 members of Shiite-dominated Iran's elite Revolutionary Guards, Iranian officials said Sunday. A photograph of the cartridge box, along with an array of other ammunition, was publishe
added 2007 Sun Feb 11 20:59:24 by gatitabonitasen
There was unprecedented Ã;©lite condemnation of the plans to invade Iraq. Sensible analysts were able to perceive that the enterprise carried significant risks for US interests, however conceived. Phrases thrown in by the official Presidential Directive from the standard boilerplate about freedom that accompany every action,
There was unprecedented Ã;©lite condemnation of the plans to invade Iraq. Sensible analysts were able to perceive that the enterprise carried significant risks for US interests, however conceived. Phrases thrown in by the official Presidential Directive from the standard boilerplate about freedom that accompany every action,
added 2007 Mon Feb 5 3:31:13 by worker
May be combined with other offers. . . . Not valid with any other offer." -- On a Papa John's coupon.
May be combined with other offers. . . . Not valid with any other offer." -- On a Papa John's coupon.
added 2007 Wed Jan 31 22:08:43 by STONERS
President George W. Bush said on Wednesday that Democratic Sen. Barack Obama was an impressive politician but had a "long way to go to be president," as he weighed in on the race for the White House in 2008.
President George W. Bush said on Wednesday that Democratic Sen. Barack Obama was an impressive politician but had a "long way to go to be president," as he weighed in on the race for the White House in 2008.
added 2007 Sat Jan 27 21:02:53 by moemebe
A man who said he used a stun gun on his wife's 79-year-old grandmother was arrested for investigation of domestic assault. Aaron de Bruyn, 26, was cited with fourth-degree domestic violence assault Wednesday and released from the Skamania County jail Thursday, Police Chief Calvin Owens said. The grandmother wasn't injured.
A man who said he used a stun gun on his wife's 79-year-old grandmother was arrested for investigation of domestic assault. Aaron de Bruyn, 26, was cited with fourth-degree domestic violence assault Wednesday and released from the Skamania County jail Thursday, Police Chief Calvin Owens said. The grandmother wasn't injured.
added 2007 Thu Jan 25 18:33:49 by moemebe
Raffle winner sues, says she faces threat of deportation. Winning a Chevrolet Corvette is the stuff of dreams. In Maribel Nava Alvarez's case, it has been a nightmare. Local radio station La Ley 107.9 FM and its parent company withheld the gray sports car she won when they discovered she was an undocumented resident.
Raffle winner sues, says she faces threat of deportation. Winning a Chevrolet Corvette is the stuff of dreams. In Maribel Nava Alvarez's case, it has been a nightmare. Local radio station La Ley 107.9 FM and its parent company withheld the gray sports car she won when they discovered she was an undocumented resident.
